Tuesday, November 4, 2008

VOTE VOTE VOTE

Today was my first presidential election! It could possibly have been the most exciting thing ever!

My Dad and I waited in line for 2 hours.


But with coffee and donuts!



Good day!

And remember...if you don't vote, you're a dumbhead!




GUESSING JAR
The actual amount of candy in the jar was 187
ME was the closest with her guess of 214 and


Wow. I am person of the Dean's Office and a winner of candy...AND a good guesser. I'm cool.

I'm am finally in the system! Not just another college student barista, but someone in international education. No one needs to know that all I do scan business cards and add to invitation lists.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

Ruby: Fun times are going undocumented...does that mean they're not happening?!
Reader: Of course they're still happening.
Ruby: Prove it. You can't, can you. Maybe I'm not even in Berlin. You don't even know. Maybe I'm a unicorn.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Like English, French is not a phonetic language: a single sound can be represented by a variety of different spellings and a single letter can correspond to a variety of different pronunciations.
Muuuugh....
English is spoken as a first language by more than 300 million people throughout the world, and used as a second language by many millions more. One in five of the world's population speaks English with a good level of competence, and within the next few years the number of people speaking English as a second language will exceed the number of native speakers.
This could have a dramatic effect on the evolution of the language: in the process of being absorbed by new cultures, English develops to take account of local language needs, giving rise not just to new vocabulary but also to new forms of grammar and pronunciation.
At the same time, however, a standardized 'global' English is spread by the media and the Internet.
The main regional standards of English are British, US and Canadian, Australian and New Zealand, South African, Indian, and West Indian. Within each of these regional varieties a number of highly differentiated local dialects may be found.
Oxford dictionaries try to include many regionalisms encountered in different English-speaking areas of the world.

Jesus god....will exceed the number of native speakers...