Failed Experiment:
Felting.
Felting.
After the "felting".
Wait, no. It's floppier than before. It's supposed to be more firm....and....felted...
Wrong yarn?
No present for boy.
Successful Experiment:
Dinner.
Dinner.
1/2....not too bad.
Reader: Why weren't you a linguistics major? Why?
Ruby: Good question, Reader! I don't know